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Kim: are you picking on me because I'm Asian?
Jake: doesn't your dad own a P.F. Chang's somewhere?
Kim: one day, when China takes over the world... you're going to wish you were nice to me.
Jake: cheeken fry raice? U ordur cheeken? Sweet en sowa.
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I remember last year, I hung a Christmas stocking on my front door and filled it with candy canes. I put up a sign that said “free candy canes” and an hour later the stocking was gone.
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All I need is
Coffee. You probably thought it was going to be something cheesy.
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